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HEADLINE: Five Things For Friday Five Shocker!

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

Cheese, margarine, tasty wafer thin ham, mustard and beer. No surprises there, eh?

2. Name five things in your freezer.

Pizza, bread, milk, microwave meals and mice meat. Yummy.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

Water from dripping pipes, window cleaning spray, dishwasher tablets, floor cloth and fly swatter. Mess, clean, kill.

4. Name five things around your computer.

DVD-type game cases, lots of soundtrack CDs, coffee mug, printed out Amazon order receipts and a small plastic dolphin on the top of my monitor. No, I don't know why it's there, it just is.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

If all the medicine cabinet type stuff was actually in a medicine cabinet: plasters, paracetamols, ibuprofen, Alka Seltza and Savlon.

"Urgh, Savlon! I'm coming over all... Channel 4! [strangling sounds, falls off screen, appears in news studio in bad wig] Good evening I’m Zeinab Badawi and here is the news." - Harry Hill (has to be seen to be, well, seen, really, but certainly not believed)

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