beeeeep!

Happy Birthday to Jen!

Let's hope the coming year is better than the last, because, let's face it, much of it sucked more ass than an international felching championship.

Though not all of it was bad. I liked all the bits with you in them.

Best wishes, better hopes, take care, and have fun!



Yeah... So it looks sickeningly cute, but it's really a... er... deep and serious indictment of... ummm... something. Besides, it's funny. Isn't it?

"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth." - Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, September 30, 2003

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