beeeeep!

So I was texting someone to tell them the colour of my car so they can order me a new wing mirror. My car is the dynamic-sounding "panther black" but the first word my mobile came up with using predictive text was panties.

I think 'panties black' sounds a lot better, don't you? Maybe you could have 'bra blue', 'suspender silver', 'gusset grey' and 'y-front white' too. Can anyone think up one for red? And how about a colour to go with 'thong'?

"People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black." - Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)

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