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Police Escort

So I was driving back from watching Kill Bill Vol.2 last night -

Great film, I think it's definitely the better of the two. It concentrates more on the characters and the situations and makes far more use of that classy Tarantino dialogue. More plot, less violence (only less though, it does have it's great fight moments). And Bill himself is great, a top class villain, style, nastiness, has a great Villain Look and a fantastic Villain Voice.

- and, as usual, I got a bit lost getting back into Andover. Now, it might not have been so bad had I not been forced to concentrate less on "where the fuck am I and how do I get back" and more on "I'd better obey the speed limit because there's a police car behind me". What can I say; I'm male, so I obviously can't multi-task.

So I take a turning... they follow. I fume. I take another turning, mistakenly into a car park for some offices or something... they follow. I stop... they stop. I tell them I'm lost. The woman in the car, she's no help; she's only just moved to the area. Thr guy gives me some directions.

When I follow them, it turns out that if I had not turned off to try and shake my pursuers, I'd have found myself right where I wanted to be.

Bloody annoying.

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." - John M. Ford

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