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Quick Thinking

At lunch today, one of the people at the table I was sitting at was reading their crisp packet.

"Text now to win thousands of tasty prizes," they read out loud. "Ooh, an I-Pod!"

"I wonder what they taste like?" someone asked.

I thought for a second.

"Apple," I replied.

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)

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