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After The Beep     Officially Discombobulated©
The text running across my forehead....

Friday, August 25, 2006

beeeeep!

Friday Haiku

Still not got my car
Back. The bonnet arrived, now
Needs air con unit.


Time is money; their
Time, my money. And I bet
They ain't hurrying.




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Saturday, August 19, 2006

beeeeep!

Friday Haiku

Car still at garage.
They say they can't find a new
Bonnet. Sounds like crap.


Might buy a lower
Insurance group car so my
Premium lowers.




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Monday, August 14, 2006

beeeeep!

The Cards Say...

You scored as XV: The Devil. Despite its fearsome appearance, The Devil is a card of weakness. It is one of the few cards in the Tarot deck that almost always has negative connotations when it occurs in a reading. When the Devil appears in a Tarot spread it can represent lack of achievement through negative thoughts. It suggests character flaws such as greed, bitterness and authoritarianism. All these things can ultimately destroy a person. The rest of the Tarot spread will determine whether or not the querent will overcome their problems or continue blindly on.

XV: The Devil

63%

I - Magician

63%

0 - The Fool

56%

VIII - Strength

44%

II - The High Priestess

44%

XIII: Death

44%

XVI: The Tower

44%

XIX: The Sun

38%

IV - The Emperor

38%

XI: Justice

38%

X - Wheel of Fortune

31%

VI: The Lovers

31%

III - The Empress

31%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others." - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

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Friday, August 11, 2006

beeeeep!

Friday Haiku

Some twat posted some
Major comment spam, sixteen
In all. Sad wanker.




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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

beeeeep!

Car Blah

So I got word (or rather I had to phone them to find out). The garage ordered the parts, so in other words they're fixing my car, not junking it. It "should be done next week some time", apparently.

So, when I went to extend the temporary insurance cover on my hire car (which I've had to change to another one as the washers don't work) they tell me I should have been charged for it before. So this time I have, about £120 which doubles the cost of the hire for the next couple of weeks. I am not impressed.

Then my renewal notice comes in the post. It's more than doubled to £906. I am not impressed.

I try online quotes from two other insurance companies. One seems to reject me completely; the other gives me a quote of £1766.

I am not fucking impressed.



"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." - Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)

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Friday, August 04, 2006

beeeeep!

Friday Haiku

Had a good week off.
Most of it involved sleeping
And watching Star Wars.


My car is being
Fixed, not trashed. Engineer had
A look on Wednesday.


Parts will arrive next
Week. The garage is taking
It's time again. Gits.




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